"You like D&D, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini and croquet. You can't swim, you can't dance and you don't know karate. Face it, you're never gonna make it.""i don't wanna make it. i just wanna-"
"i'm a five, four, man, whore, who slit his wrist
yet a hundred thousand kids out there think i'm the shit
and they all clap more at my expense
this is all a cry for help that they will never get"
"you can walk, run, swim, roll, hop, skip, or fly
if we're going different ways, you're my kinda guy
difference doesn't matter, if nobody's the same,
there's no two clouds alike in the great big sky"
"Your words cut deep— deeper than any blade" — Zabuza
i'm eyvone. my favorite things are weezer, naruto, cars, and yfm. i also like to draw and make bracelets. i am very silly and goofy. i have crush on my social studies teacher (corbin) corbin so silly!!! teeheheheh. i'm 14 years old, and i am female. please only refer to me with she/her!!all i think about everyday is lightning mcqueen. lightning mcqueen is my very beautiful husband, who i love very much. i actyally have alot of other husbands. i will name them:lightning mcqueen, shikamaru, gaara, kiba, the green wild kratt (specifically the cartoon version), benatar yfm, rivers cuomo, gerard way, strip weathers, jesse pinkman, and tim from brainpop. wow! thats 11!
| interests |
|---|
| • weezer |
| • your favorite martian |
| • twilight |
| • NARUTO!!! |
| • TX2 !!!!!! |
| • my chemical romance |
| • the beatles |
| • taylor swift |
| • mother 3 |
| • pixar |
| some things i would like to note are: |
|---|
| • i have autism and i am working on my social skills |
| • i talk a lot about my interests. |
| • rivers cuomo!!!!!11!1! |
| • claus ball |
| about |
|---|
| • i heart shikamaru🤤🤤 |
| • i am an agnostic atheist |
| • i have seventeen toon link plushies, soon to be 100. |
| • my benatar yfm wall |
| • my lightning mcqueen wall |
| • 3DS: 4485-2071-2215 NAME: Eyvone |
| • SWITCH: SW-3107-2318-1230 |
| • ACNL DREAM ADDRESS: 5D00-01D6-6690 |
"This shit is easy peasy, pumpkin peasy, pumpkin pie, muthafucka!" — Gerard Way
| TL;DR - PRONUNCIATION | TL;DR - WHY 'EYVONE'? |
|---|---|
| /ēvōn/ | i spelt my middle name wrong |
eyvone pronunciation
the /ey/ part rhymes with /sē/ (see) and the /vone/ part rhymes with /bōn/
'see bone' but no s, and replace the b with a v.
accent marks: /ēvōn/japanese romaji: ii bo n （いヴぉん）
yes i know that eyvone is NOT a japanese name
why am i called 'eyvone'?it was 2015—i was making an ajpw account. and it said, "smart jammers don't use their first or last name!" so i used my middle name; yvonne. i was six so of course i spelt it wrong. and animal jam usernames are permanent, so had to keep it, and eventually got attached.
IMPORTANT!!!• I CANNOT and DO NOT tag anyone's specific triggers.• the only time i may use trigger warnings is when it's something that is commonly upsetting• I CANNOT use neo pronouns. my brain doesnt work like that.• DO NOT TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR FETISHES — I DON'T CARE.• if you find murder, death, dark jokes or suicide funny, please at the very least don't make those jokes around me.• i like pixar. if you cannot handle somebody being able to shamelessly experience and enjoy childlike wonder, then fuck off.• i dress emo and listen to emo music. go away if you don't like that. i am also a furry. go away if you don't like that.--------------------------------------------DO NOT INTERACT• homophobic, transphobic, misogynist, sexist, and everything in between. this includes andrew tate fans/apologists.• racist• NSFW/18+ accounts• manipulative/have been told you are manipulative• if you mock any disorder or disabillity• other basic dni• mephonic shipper• if you use the name jeanine or jules• if you hate pixar cars• if you hate weezer• if you hate yfm--------------------------------------------please keep in mind that:• if i told you that i want space, i mean it.• i dont have much confidence, and i second guess everything so not talking shit about me is appreciated• i get paranoid VERY easily & get VERY attached to people VERY easily• b...ben...benatar yfm....• i severly lack knowledge about politics, geography, economics, history, and everything in between. i do not focus in class and instead stare at my hot social studies teacher. it's bad, i know.
| it'd be nice if we didn't interact |
|---|
| • overly sensitive |
| • sonic fan ( not hyperfixated, just a fan ) |
| • not a nice person |
| • if you start arguments about insignificant things |
| • over 19, unless i knew you before you were an adult. some exceptions can be made, since i do talk to rivers cuomo on discord, and he's like 53. |
• if you have several triggers, that are hard to keep track of• hyper fixated on sonic• if you are open about your fetishes.• shota-cons/loli-cons-pedophiles/zoophiles/proshippers• just overall creepy or weird people.
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• please don't make
fav weezer songs
#1 tragic girl
#2 d
my weezer tier list
blue album:pinkerton:green album:maladroit:make believe:red album:raditude:death to false metal:hurley:EWBAITE:white album:pacific daydream:teal album:black album:OK human:van weezer:SZNZ spring:SZNZ summer:SZNZ autumn:SZNZ winter: